shluck

The sound a sword makes when it is removed from one's body. This sound occurs due to the fact that when a sword enters a body, a vacuum is created, making it difficult to remove. When it is removed, however, the sound of the air rushing back in makes a "shulck!" sound.

After driving my sword through that orc, I pulled it out with a giant shluck sound.

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A and P Catholic

Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday.

Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!

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svp

Short for the French phrase, "s'il vous plait," meaning "If you please." In France, "svp" is a very commonly used shorthand, used online, in letters, etc.

Donnez-moi le pamplemouse, svp!

Give me a grapefruit, svp!

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towel trick

Also, towel-trick, towel-tricking

From the popular way to get rid of your XBox 360's red ring of death, the "towel trick" involves putting a towel around your system and leaving it on for 24 hours, forcing it to overheat and thereby frying it. However, it is claimed to get your 360 to work for at least a few more days.

Now, it is also used to describe taking drastic measures to save or fix something.

Man, I got the red ring of death on my 360 the other day: hardware failure! I'm gonna try to towel trick it and see what happens.

Guy1: I can't believe I forgot to do that paper! I'm gonna copy Joe's and hope the Professor doesn't notice...
Guy2: Stop towel-tricking it, man!

Al got his finger chopped off by a saw at work the other day. I heard he towel-tricked it by packing it in ice and running to the emergency room.

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dramz

Literally, drama. An expression used to generally in the same way people say "Oh, the drama!" Often mildly sarcastic.

Kelly just found out her best friend was sleeping with her boyfriend, oh the dramz!

Britney Spears just shaved her head, such dramz with celebrities these days!

Girl1: I'm so miserable and alone without a boyfriend!
Girl2: Oooh, look at all the dramz. Just get over it!

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man fetish

When a man has a sexual, possesive, or obsessive crush on another man. For example, when a man crush becomes sexual or just plain creepy, it becomes a man fetish.

Axel has a total man fetish with Roxas.

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-zorz

Also -zors

Taken from the popular internet and MMORPG expression, haxorz, "zorz" is added to random words for no particular reason except to sound cool/annoying. Examples include everything from "l33tzorz" to "gayzorz" to "I'm hungry, make me a sandwhichzorz."

Expressions ending is "-zorz" commonly begin with teh as a prefix.

Yo! That's teh suckzorz!
I'm hungryzorz.
I can't go out tonight, I have teh homeworkzorz.
-zorz!

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