Ian

Another name for a bum, anus or arsehole.

Hey Biggins, your Ian is hairy and smells of old cabbage. Alan, your Ian is tiny and smooth - can i snuggle up next to your Ian?

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choz

Gak / Gear / Chozzy - Slang for nosebag.

Hey Sammy - let's bang a big load of Choz down our hooters -Ok Pat, we'll text Biggins too and try and get him over. Biggins loves the choz train. But let's not tel Lauren, she'll go potty if she finds out that Sam has done a load of choz

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