Friturday

Begins after work Friday evening and can last until Saturday morning. The Saturday morning Walk of Shame is a clear indicator that Friturday is over.

Friturday has been interjected at the end of the work week, but before the weekend to give a feeling of a longer weekend.

Also instead of asking someone what they will be doing after work on Friday night, you can simply ask, “What are you doing on Friturday?”

Using Friturday will also avoid any confusion when asking someone their “Friday Plans” as most people have to work on Friday day.

Friturday however is a time to get out there, party up, forget about work, and extend your weekend!

I drove to Las Vegas Friturday and drank all night, gambled on Saturday, and drove home Sunday.

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Walk of Shame

The walk from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, dorm, van, bar, park bench or other; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before.

Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.

In the event that your “Walk of Shame” did include sex, you may be wearing your partner’s clothes. If you did not have sex you probably did get into a fight, damaged property, was escorted off someone’s premises, or in someway embarrassed yourself. In any case you will need to check yourself for injuries.

Still half-drunk, I began the walk of shame to my room, and made a futile attempt to recall all that I had done on Friturday.

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