Jayden Cervantes Hernandez

Self cock, small penis, midget, stoopid af. Gets no girls

Bro Jayden Cervantes Hernandez thinks he’s so cool.
Yeah fr, he gay af.

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Whale

1. Ex wife
2. My penis
3. Underwater faggot.

1. My ex wife went on a cruise ship to look for whales, at the end of the day she looked in the mirror and saw one.
2. Guy1: Bro is your whale hard again | Me: No, it’s naturally like that.
3. The whale couldn’t move, and drowned underwater. He also ate many fishes before death. What a faggot.