clapprehension

The hesitation between the end of a performance and audience applause. Clapprehension is caused when people are afraid of premature eclapulation. Extreme clapprehension can result in long, awkward pauses.

Band member: "What was with the awkward silence after we finished playing?"
Friend: "All the pauses in your songs gave everybody in the room an extreme case of clapprehension."

"I'd rather be clapprehensive than an early finisher."

sprinkle it

A sugar-coated way of saying "fuck you".
Heard this one in Canada.

"You're looking a little plump there sweetie!"
"Sprinkle it, Grandma."
"What was that dear?"

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