Porn

The reason why I’m in the bathroom for 30 minutes and come out saying “now my stomach feels way better” under my breath to make people think that I was pooping.

Guy 1: Dude I found this Porn link want to check it out.

Guy 2: ok just gimme the link
(Guy 2 goes to the bathroom to “poop”)

Guy2 says to guy 1: wow thanks man for that link

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