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Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.
Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?
Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up
Michael is an interesting person, for what he lacks in height he makes up for in friendliness.
Person 1; Did you see the way Michael just strutted by?
Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!