i'm on antibiotics

the gay excuse used for not drinking.

"Hey have a swig.",said Eric. "Nah man i cant, im on antibiotics." said Chubbs

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brydget

Tall camp scrawny strange thing, often teesed by friends!

OMG Brydget gags for Barbara!

penguin

(n.)small aquatic bird that I want as a pet to swim through my foyer once I own a gigantic manshion;

"Don't mind the penguin. He's just for show."

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Nizzle

Its the same thing like saying Nigga except you make a slang word from another slang word.

"Whats good my nigga?" "whats good my Nizzle?"

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bird

(n.)small winged creature that shits on my girlfriend's car to make her mad;

"Incoming! Ahh shit! *&!$ing bird!

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Splash Back

When you take a big crap and you terd lands in such a way that the dirty toilet water splashes back up at your ass getting you all wet. Usually refered to when your launching Ass Rockets.

Skaz:Im gona go launch some Ass Rockets
Chubbs:Alright, have fun, and watch out for the splashback!

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Jollytrot

When u stick your own dick into your nostril area.

Mom Can u help me pull my Jollytrot out my nose!