D.A.D.S.

Day After Drinking Shits. These are the shits that range from manageable to god awful the day after drinking, many times they’re diarrhea based, but constipation is also possible.

Person 1: Dude my D.A.D.S. were awful today, I couldn’t leave the toilet.

Person 2: Damn bro I haven’t even been able to shit

Ghosting

When you take a Mouth hit from a vape, cig, blunt, etc. and you let it start to come out of your mouth in a ball shape and then quickly draw it back letting no smoke escape.

Person 1: yo look at my ghost bro

*ghosts*
Person 2: that was trash bruh, you let so much smoke get away. You’re terrible at ghosting.

Hoky Shut

When you try to type holy shit as fast as possible and miss both letters but simply do not care enough to fix it

Me: hoky shut

My friend: u mean “holy shit?”