Niphole

Literally a hole in the nipple from piercing.
OR
a nickname for chicks named Nicole.

I was sucking on this chicks nipple at White Hen the other day and noticed she had a niphole.

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Cockrank

Sexual position when a chick sits on your dick, ass facing you, and rocks her butt back and forth, in a cranking motion.

Yeah Lauren, crank dat ass! Crank it up fucker! Gimme da Cockrank

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cock chalk

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.

after i did lauren last night i marked her up with some cock chalk.

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Decroted

Maggot infested, falling to pieces, months old item alluded to by Napoleon Dynomite.

Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?!

His hair looks decroted.

I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.

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Flamo

A man so flaming gay that he is literally on fire.

Michael!! Your hair is on fire!

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Thumb in the Hose Nozzle

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.

Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."

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Boob-eye

The result of a stripper with huge tits giving a guy a boxing style haymaker to the face.

I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye

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