Chuck Norris

Before the universe was created Chuck Norris was already born. He befriended Space and Time. One day when they were playing, Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked Space and Time, thus resulting in what we now know as the Big Bang.

Chuck Norris told me not to make any examples of him or if I did he would roundhouse kick me in the face so hard it would destroy the universe he created.

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