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Dickasso'd

The act of dunking a dick in paint and slapping a girl across the face.

*slap*
Girl: Hey, what the hell!
Guy: You just got dickasso'd, bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 18, 2010

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Cock Blocking Bitch

One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.

Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 18, 2010

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