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bill o'reilly

A completely useless white male asshole with an enormous ego apparently obtained by hosting a useless rag-mag TV show that turned into a rag-mag political show opportunity. Unable to tolerate an opposing viewpoint, esp. those on the left. Elevated self absorption makes him feel and act like a 60 yr old Rambo tough-ass but is not so diluted as to actually face a challenge esp. by Keith Olbermann. Uncomfortable in his own skin if anywhere other than his TV controlled environment. Basic fuck head, woman harassing, simple shit.

If I were born a Bill O'Reilly I would kill my stupid fucking self before I opened my big useless mouth. And someone please burn the body.

by Chuck Scheid October 6, 2007

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Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

by Chuck Scheid October 7, 2007

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