Business Fit

When you aren't necessarily fit enough to look good on the beach but you aren't a fat slob either. Business fit is somewhere in the middle. You go to the gym and workout and look respectable in a suit or business casual and still earn the respect of a non-fattie.

Jim is the business fit guy in the third cubicle on the left.

Soft Pretzel

The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.

I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.

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