man curd

1) "lumpy" semen, as though from a dehydrated person.
2) ejaculate that becomes lumpy after exposure to water, as during a mutual shower.

I shouldn't have come so soon after that race. All I could get out was man curd.

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WTF! Simmons must have been the bucket man: He's got man curd all over him.

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