escalade

A Chevrolet Tahoe with body cladding, 18" wheels, and some fake chrome shit all over. Often acquired by people on the verge of bankruptcy who have a small dick.

Person 1: "Yo, I got me an escalade."
Person 2: "Sweet! Let's check it out."
Person 1: "Oh, the bank took it already."

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range rover

The best vehicle ever to be driven on this earth. Can drive over anything, and it's as comfortable as a land yacht. But it has it's cons. Every wannabe gangster stares at you. It gets about 10mpg. And if it's not leaking some fluids, it's empty.

My Range Rover will kill two of your Escalade.

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