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The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.
Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
When the great gods of RNG bestow their blessing onto an individual (usually someone with the name Chuck) that makes the holder supernaturally lucky. Effects include, but are not limited to, increased loot/gear drops, (far exceeding that of mortal men) the ability to avert disasters or death in real life, and, to some extent, to influence the space time continuum. The few chosen to possess chuck luck are even said to negatively influence others around them by making them incredibly unlucky, leading many to believe that chuck luck is not a blessing from the great gods of RNG, but more of a parasite that feeds off of other people's fortune. This theory remains inconclusive and on the border of fringe science, however.
Lan: "I haven't had one piece drop yet, and this fucker has gotten 4 pieces in 2 dungeons."
Joe: "Oh my God. Boys! Chuck luck is so dumb. I'm sick of getting all these belts!"
Chuck: "I. Love. This. Game."
The pinnacle of modern day gaming athleticism, Gankskwad consists of the best of the best male gamers who've got a pension for hard cocks and headshots. Whereas a wolf pack runs off of the authority of an alpha, Gankskwad is solely comprised of alphas. From full rune plate scams on Runescape, bringing a modded controller and screen cheating at HALO LAN parties, downloading aimbots and running rampant on CS1.6, boosting talentless scrubs in WoW arenas for gold, trading epic mounts for virginities or selling game accounts to nerds with too much money, Gankskwad has always been at the top of the food chain. The members of this illustrious gaming empire are mostly made up of the strongest and fastest that the United States has to offer with the exception of a sole Canadian whose purpose is to prepare Canada for corporate expansion and geographical annexation. The anonymity of this distinguished group is irrelevant as the presence they carry into every game is known to every hostile they encounter. Other groups or cliques share an impending sense of dread when facing down one member of Gankskwad, and few men hold on to their minds when facing down more then one of these online juggernauts.
*Gankskwad has joined the server.*
Normie 1: "Oh no, let's just leave dude. I can't suffer the KD loss from this game."
Normie 2: "Agreed. Back out quick."
Gankskwad Member: "Omae wa mou shindeiru, nerd."