Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.

Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

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bro it's a prank

What you say when you've verbally or physically assaulted someone and they get mad and attack you. If you've ever had to say these 4 magical words, that means you suck monkey cock at doing pranks and probably don't even know what a prank is.

Mark continued to yell out "bro it's a prank!" as the frustrated black man attacked Mark for yelling out racial slurs at him.

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Steam Deck Air

The hot air that blows out of a Steam Deck once you play a game with performance that is high for the portable device.

This will happen very frequently, and the allure of the hot Steam Deck Air can be very compelling. Most times you will let it blow on your face like a mini air dryer, or in more known cases, inhale it. It is unknown what the effects are of frequent inhalation of Steam Deck Air.

Holly: So like… does your Steam Deck always have a fan running loudly?

Quinton: Yeah, it’s pretty common for a portable device that plays very demanding games. *aggressively inhales the Steam Deck Air*

Holly: What the fuck are you doing?

Quinton: I can’t get enough of this shit. You want a whiff?

P

The most feared letter that could be typed in a URL as the first letter by a parent or peer attempting to use your device to search something. Especially stressful if continued by the letters O and then R.

Dad: Now just hold on, Jimbo. Just lemme use your computer to check out portfolio.com

*types P in the URL*

Jimmy: Oh fuck...

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Booty Gay

The act of professing your love for booty, even if the gender of the person carrying said booty is of the same gender as you. You can be straight and still love your friends booty, as that only makes you Booty Gay.

Steve: Holy shit bro, you are caked up. I’m lovin’ that booty.

Brandon: Dude, what the fuck? Are you gay?

Steve: No, dude. I’m Booty Gay