Spaz

One who generally has either no knowledge of, or regard for, basic social etiquette (e.g. saying hello before attempting to initiate a conversation); a person you would want to go away. Said individual typically alternates between unsociable and too sociable.

NOTE: The average adult will have between 75 and 80 "spaz" roommates during the course of their miserable lifetime.
(The National Science Foundation)

Spaz: "Is this your dog? I hate dogs. So then she said I spend waaayy too much time playing videogames and jerking off. I'm pretty sure you clogged the toilet; I just took a huge shit in it. I'm BORED. Bye." *slams door*

Listener: "You're a fucking spaz."

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