Junt

\dʒʌnt\
noun
1. Literally any conceivable thing or idea.

interjection
2. (an exclamation to express literally anything, including (but not limited to):

I. excitement

II. surprise

III. disgust

IV. anger

V. disappointment

VI. exhaustion

VII. impatience

VIII. relief

As a noun:
I. Garcia! You're just now at the junt? That junt was supposed to be there an hour ago, what kind of junt is this junt?
II. I was totally gonna complete my junt, Mr. McGee... But some personal family junt came up and I was overwhelmed as junt. Please, could you find it within yourself to give me a second junt?
III. Phil, help me carry this junt! It's heavy as fucking junt!
IV. Shit, Justin. In all my junt, I ain't never seen no junt like that.

As an interjection
I. Holy junt! What a well executed surprise party!
II. Man, I failed that junt. This is some junt.
III. Holy junt almighty! I just tested negative for Chlamydia!
IV. Oh junt! Look who it is!