Homework

The legend says that a long long time ago, a innocent child was playing with is friens in the grassy fields. Then, a vicious snake slithered towards them. All of the child's friends ran away, shocked in fear. The child pet the snake, and the beast spoke, and gave him a marvelous idea. He could have school after school! As the child ran to the school to tell the teachers, who were acually demons in disguise aprooved of his idea. Outside, the snake, laughing, revealed himself to be Satan himself. That is the story of homework.

homie: yo wanna come over for a bit
me: sorry mate i got homework to do