Cumopoly

The official act of playing monopoly while having sex.Each go around the bored is either a cream pie or a blow job.What ever you do, do not land in jail…if you do, make sure to grab some water.

Me and my girlfriend played cumopoly all last night and I had big mess to clean up when I woke up from the dream.

Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)

“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark