Ass Treker

Typically a man out searching for ass, where no man has gone before.

Man 1: Hey d-bag, didn't I see you trolling for ass at the old folks home?"

Man 2: "No Mr. Butt Pirate, that must have been some other Ass Treker"

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Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

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Feet First in the Boneyard

To have wild sex.

"Jane and I just met last night, but by 2:00 AM we landed feet first in the boneyard.

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