Gathering

A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.

Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”

Trilly Donovan

1. The paparazzi who secretly follow famous people everywhere and tell the world all of their secrets, only the college basketball version.

2. The guy Rick Pitino said was snooping on all of his private staff meetings.

"Joe Shmoe just told me privately that he's going to enter the transfer portal."
"Ope, Trilly Donovan already tweeted about it"
"WHO IS TRILLY DONOVAN???"