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When the judge or jury of your murder trial likes the same football team as you
Person 1: I did not kill that woman!!! By the way I am a Patriots fan...
Judge: It was so sad that they lost... I find this man not guilty!!!! This fits under justifiable homicide
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When you eat and drink vast amounts of chips, soda, and other snack foods on the day of the superbowl, that you usually regret the next day
Girl 1: Like OH MY GOD!!! You are going to get so fat eating all of that!!
Girl 2: Oh don't worry, I'm superbowl binging!
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