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Planto

Pronounced "plan to".
A planned sex partner. Often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but "plans to" upon one's next visit.

Guy 1: I haven't had sex in months.
Guy 2: Should I tell that skank to come talk to you?
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool. I'm visiting my hometown soon, and I have a planto I can take to a hotel room if I get desperate.

by Cicero's Assassin November 14, 2007

29πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


nUDitor

(n.) A new editor on Urban Dictionary; a "new UDitor".

Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.

UDitor 1: I can't believe that terrible def was actually approved!
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.

by Cicero's Assassin February 7, 2009

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Politigasm

The overwhelming feeling of euphoria induced by a particularly stirring political moment. An orgasm of a political nature.

Guy: Do you remember Obama's speech at the 2004 DNC?
Girl: Oh hells yes. I had a total politigasm.

by Cicero's Assassin November 2, 2008

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Source Fatigue

A modern-day ailment unique to the exceptionally well-informed, especially as pertains to followers of current events. Those afflicted with source fatigue suffer the inability to name a direct source for something they bring up in conversation. In most cases the afflicted will emphasize their certainty that they are quoting a reliable source, although they cannot name a specific one.

Joe: "I saw the funniest news story today. A squirrel chewed into a power line, burst into flames, then fell down directly onto a new car. It rolled into the engine and blew the car up. I think it broke my ability to laugh."
John: "No way. Uh-uh. Where did you read that?"
Joe: "Oh, it was... um... I think it was from NPR or something. Or, um. Maybe... uh, Fark? No, no, I think it came in my email. Or... huh. Shit. I'm not sure, but I know it was for real.
John: Sounds like a bad case of source fatigue.

by Cicero's Assassin October 20, 2007

28πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Buster Boots

A heavy, preferably steel-toed pair of boots you keep in your car for the occasions when you need to stomp a buster.
Much like opening a can of whoop ass.
See also hater boots.

I caught some punk keying my car, so I strapped on my buster boots.

by Cicero's Assassin August 30, 2007

41πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


The Editing Room

Established in 1998, The Editing Room, or TER for short, is a website maintained by Rod Hilton at www.the-editing-room.com. Features original abridged scripts for a great and ever-expanding number of Hollywood blockbusters and crapfests. Hilton's scripts not only delight with their biting wit and merciless satire; they also provide the reader with the ability to discuss the latest Hollywood garbage without having to actually see the films being discussed. TER is occasionally featured in Total Film Magazine and Cracked.com.

Guy: "Man, I can't believe how terrible The Happening was. M. Knight Shyamalan has really nuked the fridge."
Gal: "I didn't know you even saw that movie."
Guy: "I didn't have to! I just read the abridged script at The Editing Room."

by Cicero's Assassin July 19, 2008

26πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


MUYFM

Internet message acronym for "Make Up Your Fucking Mind". Used when confronting ambivalence or indecision in an IM or message forum.

1. She said she wants me, but won't let me take her on a date. Damn, girl, MUYFM.

2. Guy 1: "...And that's why your opinion of Cloverfield is wrong."
Guy 2: "WTF? You just agreed that JJ Abrams can't tell a whole story, and agreed that Cloverfield was weak as a picture overall. Then you say I'M wrong? MUYFM."

by Cicero's Assassin July 19, 2008

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž