Politigasm

The overwhelming feeling of euphoria induced by a particularly stirring political moment. An orgasm of a political nature.

Guy: Do you remember Obama's speech at the 2004 DNC?
Girl: Oh hells yes. I had a total politigasm.

12👍 3👎

Planto

Pronounced "plan to".
A planned sex partner. Often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but "plans to" upon one's next visit.

Guy 1: I haven't had sex in months.
Guy 2: Should I tell that skank to come talk to you?
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool. I'm visiting my hometown soon, and I have a planto I can take to a hotel room if I get desperate.

29👍 5👎

Buster Boots

A heavy, preferably steel-toed pair of boots you keep in your car for the occasions when you need to stomp a buster.
Much like opening a can of whoop ass.
See also hater boots.

I caught some punk keying my car, so I strapped on my buster boots.

41👍 16👎

SEFW

Acronym - Safe Enough For Work. Internet slang to describe something just this side of NSFW.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see this link? Princess Leia pillowfight!
Guy 2: SFW?
Guy 1: SEFW.

nUDitor

(n.) A new editor on Urban Dictionary; a "new UDitor".

Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.

UDitor 1: I can't believe that terrible def was actually approved!
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.

13👍 3👎

BRAINS

Organization: The Brotherhood for the Revelation and Awareness of Infectious Necrobiotic Situations. A group dedicated to raising public awareness and preparedness in the face of inevitable undead-related catastrophe (AKA zombpocalypse). Advocates strong public health and science protocols, ecologically-sound living, survivalist practices and responsible weapons ownership.

(In the midst of chaotic, nightmarish societal breakdown)

Zombie bait 1: OMG, we're trapped on this roof!
Zombie bait 2: And we're out of ammunition!
Survivor (driving by in armored vehicle): Man, those two are screwed. I sure am glad I joined BRAINS - without their tips, I never would have bought this zombie stomper!

54👍 46👎

MUYFM

Internet message acronym for "Make Up Your Fucking Mind". Used when confronting ambivalence or indecision in an IM or message forum.

1. She said she wants me, but won't let me take her on a date. Damn, girl, MUYFM.

2. Guy 1: "...And that's why your opinion of Cloverfield is wrong."
Guy 2: "WTF? You just agreed that JJ Abrams can't tell a whole story, and agreed that Cloverfield was weak as a picture overall. Then you say I'M wrong? MUYFM."

24👍 2👎