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Regarded highly amongst Pagan communities the Steaming Turner, or the Vindr Illr as it was known more commonly back then, is a distant relative of the Cleveland Steamer. It is believed the it predates the Cleveland Steamer by almost 3000 years and naturally fell out of favor as beards historically went out of fashion. It's recent uptick of late is largely thanks to hipsters and the rise in inequality resulting in higher numbers of homeless.
Where the two differ the most is in execution.
After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.
Mikey just pulled off a steaming turner, lets give him a round of applause everyone.
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*re·fletch | \ ËrÄ-flech *
To deflect blame or work with such skill and agility that it almost seems reflexive, particularly in a work environment. This maneuver involves a swift redirection of responsibility, often leaving colleagues baffled and burdened.
To avoid accountability with such finesse that it borders on an art form, often accompanied by an immediate and intuitive response that ensures the Refletcher remains unscathed by deadlines, duties, or direct questions.
To blame previous employees for current issues, with a scope that can stretch back 10 years or more, demonstrating a profound mastery of historical deflection and a deep archive of scapegoats.
To require multiple requests to navigate past the initial refletching, as the first, second, and sometimes third attempts at delegation or clarification are skillfully deflected.
"Did you see how Jim totally refletched the budget report onto Sarah? Classic move."
"Every time there's a tight deadline, Mark manages to refletch his tasks onto someone else. It's almost impressive."
"I tried to get a straight answer from her, but she refletched my question to the support team."
"It's unbelievable how he refletched the blame for the missing files onto an intern from five years ago."
"After my third email trying to pin down a deadline, I finally got past the refletching and received a straight answer."
*re·fletch | \ ËrÄ-flech *
To deflect blame or work with such skill and agility that it almost seems reflexive, particularly in a work environment. This maneuver involves a swift redirection of responsibility, often leaving colleagues baffled and burdened.
To avoid accountability with such finesse that it borders on an art form, often accompanied by an immediate and intuitive response that ensures the Refletcher remains unscathed by deadlines, duties, or direct questions.
To blame previous employees for current issues, with a scope that can stretch back 10 years or more, demonstrating a profound mastery of historical deflection and a deep archive of scapegoats.
To require multiple requests to navigate past the initial refletching, as the first, second, and sometimes third attempts at delegation or clarification are skillfully deflected.
"Did you see how Jim totally refletched the budget report onto Sarah? Classic move."
"Every time there's a tight deadline, Mark manages to refletch his tasks onto someone else. It's almost impressive."
"I tried to get a straight answer from her, but she refletched my question to the support team."
"It's unbelievable how he refletched the blame for the missing files onto an intern from five years ago."
"After my third email trying to pin down a deadline, I finally got past the refletching and received a straight answer."