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Dunfermline Athletic F.C are a nasty little club in the shitehole known as fife.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.
Dunfermline Athletic F.C is a little hole filled with gremlins
the wierdest man to exist, he tends to be left alone all day and hasnt learned that people arent interested in what he likes
person 1: hey whos that?
Person 2: thats Euan booth really wierd fellow
the place where people with real talents come to become lifeless miserable bastards, and they feed you cardboard pizza and mr livvy likes to shout at you for nothing
hey what school do you go to?
i go to the shitehole known as braes high
January 3rd is global noise day where you are allowed to make as much noise without being disturbed
Jon: keep it quiet over there will you!
Bobby: nah its January 3rd which means national noise day
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