Gloomy Sunday

The greatest song ever written, popularized by Billie Holiday. Nicknamed "the Hungarian suicide song".

The Associates did a fantastic version of "Gloomy Sunday".

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family values

An abstract concept that is often made reference to by fundementalist fuckmuppets as a way to condemn working mothers, gay people, single parents, sex education, and anything else that wasn't on "Leave In To Beaver".

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razor grrl

A female wordrivethead/word. Derived from a cyberpunk term for a cyborg assassin.

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spookykid

A devotee of Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, etc., usually complaining about "preps", wearing tacky clothes from Hot Topic, and pretending to be dark and scary. Frequently misaken for goths by people (including themselves) who wouldn't know "goth" if it bit them on the ass.

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ponyhawk

Long hair that is cut in mohawk style, but not spiked up; a tall mohawk in its flaccid state. Called a "ponyhawk" because of its resemblance to a horse's mane.

Darren dyed cut his hair a ponyhawk and dyed it purple.

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mondegreen

A misheard song lyric. A symptom of word"kiss this guy" syndrome/word

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dick flick

The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.

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