Shiny Donkey

A bruised vulva resulting from a Donkey Punch maneuver.

Clementine: Bocephus, I got me a shiny donkey after that loving Donkey Punch last night. Hot damn!

Dirty City Dip

(Verb) The participant locates a pair of female underwear and takes a fat shit in it. Then, carefully transports the shat upon undergarment to the microwave, and proceeds to nuke it for 4.36 minutes.

We crashed at this Swedish chicks pad, and my buddy busted a Dirty City Dip. We rolled out right after that.

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