Medorthophobia

The fear of an erect penis.

If you're a guy and you have medorthophobia, you're screwed.

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idkhttybilysmaidkiyfts

I don’t know how to tell you but I love you so much and I don’t know if you feel the same

Telling someone that you love them idkhttybilysmaidkiyfts

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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

A fear of long words. Referred to as squippedaliophobia most often as basically no one knows how to pronounce the word.

I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Oh no! A long word! *hides in corner*

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if you seek amy

1. A really catchy song.

2. Fuck me. (say it out loud)
If = F
You = U
See = C
K A = K
My = Me

Most people thing that it's like this-

If = F
You = U
See = C
K = K
Amy = Me

But it isn't. So for people that thought it was like that, the song probably sounds a lot better now.

1. Oh Baby Baby, If You Seek Amy Tonight. Oh Baby Baby, We'll Do Whatever You Like.
2. (this one doesn't really need an example. -.-")

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sweetie (:

Something condescending people say during a fight on Tumblr.

Skye: i hate straight ppl omg
Ana: Uhm sweetie (: thats reverse oppression

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truscum

Trans people, mostly on Tumblr, who believe you need body dysphoria to be transgender. They police the identities of other transgender people and often mock nonbinary teenagers.

Kei: i'm a demigirl and my pronouns are fae/faer/faeself.
John: OHHH MMY GOD! SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE! IM A REAL TRANS
Kei: shut up truscum

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