When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .
My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.
A socklike pocket that a bro in the hoosecow uses to deliver his load in when he's loving himself .
Hey homie what about that skudmitten , it's more attractive than that bitch I saw u with last month!!
Your wifes crunchy polka dotted crotchless bloomers....Or your husband's man panties..
Sara don't you think it's about time you wash your pantaloons, its been a coons age since them been washed they stiffer than my morning wood!
Any orifus that you can slide your dick into while your women is sound asleep.
Hey bro I caught your sisters anyholinacole last night while she was asleep and her beef curtains fell out!