dw

Do want. The opposite of dnw.

dw joe jonas. dnw the other douches.

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oslo

Capital and biggest city of Norway. "Heroin-capital of the World", according to Los Angeles Times. Lots of hot blondes. Has a population of about 500.000. Can be split into two parts - west-side and east-side, whereas the west-side has a reputation of being a bunch of snobs, and the east-side has a reputation of being mostly immigrants.

Hey, I'm heading for Oslo for a week. Wanna come with me?

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RTFC

Read the fucking comments, variation of RTFA. Used if a question already has been answered earlier in the comments of an article.

person 1: hey, where did you buy that shirt?
person 2: rtfc, i already answered that question.

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eyeliner

A makeup product that comes in many colors, (most commonly black and brown) which you put above or under your eyes.

Very common with girls, as it makes the eyes stand out more. Unless done correctly will putting on too much make you look as if you haven't slept for days.

If you're a boy, and your name isn't Jack Sparrow, and you aren't a pirate, you shouldn't use eyeliner. Unless, of course, you're one of those emo guys, and you don't care if the rest of the world thinks you're an idiot.

1) Oooh, look at that girl and her dark, sexy, mysterious eyes!

2) Eww, is that guy wearing eyeliner? That is so gay. I bet he listens to Fall Out Boy and Green Day 24/7.

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