Lisa

Lisa is one of the most generous people you'll ever meet. She's kind, caring, smart, and so much more. She may make a few mistakes but you should never let a Lisa go.

Person 1: Did you hear about what Lisa did yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah and it was amazing!

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Liquid zoo

It's an aquarium

Hey mom can we go to the liquid zoo today?

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Ohio

Anyone who thinks this is a good state has obviously not lived there their whole life like I have. I would 2/10 not recommend ngl, our only redeeming qualities are Lake Erie & Cedar Point.
The weather is extremely unpredictable, it could be 30° and sunny 1 day, then 65° and cloudy the next day, but don't forget the random snow in the middle of April. Despite all this, only we are allowed to insult our weather.
Never say anything good about Michigan or bad about Ohio state unless you have some sort of death wish.
Ohio is also kind of in the mid-west and kind of not, nobody can seem to decide.

Person 1: Hey do you wanna visit Ohio?
Person 2: I'd rather go to Florida.

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