cooney piss

When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.

After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.

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analography

Biography of an anus. Most common among celebrities.

"What book are you reading?"
"The Analization of Mel Gibson"
"He has an analography already?

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biscuit hoot

Hoots of joy or sadness from the African American Negro.

After receiving his first paycheck from Popeye's, Dushuon let out a biscuit hoot of glee heard 'round the 'hood. But then, this bicuit hoot was followed by a sad biscuit hoot when he realized that half of this check would go to child support, the other half would go to Luigi the rock slanger.

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cute apple behind

Viluptuous backside

JR proclaimed that Shawn Michaels had a cute apple behind

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Armpit of America

New Jersey

As Bob approached the border of PA, he could see the sign that always brightened his day up:
"Welcome to Pennysylvania."

"Ahhh, I feel better already" thought Bob.

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box set

Twins of a hot box nature.

The Olsen twins are a box set.

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Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

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