pink brown eye

Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.

Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.

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Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.

"Breath"
"Fuel Injected"
"Long Way Down"

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fallopian nightmare

When you fuck a girl so hard, you give her fallopian tubes nightmares.

Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.

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fellatio sandstorm

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.

After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.

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cumroddery

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.

Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.

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Leftover Anal

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.

Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!

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Schmoogie

derogatory term for african american or nigger. What makes schmoogie different is that you can say it around blacks and they don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Hey Frank, look at that schmoogie! He's waving at us but doesn't know we're calling him a racist name. Brilliant!

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