Code Red Anal

The most severe level of anal activity before the anus is ruptured and the grundle is no longer in existence.

After a long night of code red anal, Jessica had to get her plumbing sewed back together.

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wawa

amazing convenience store located in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, and Virgina I believe. Out of the 517 Wawas, PA is home to about half. A great place for hoagies, buffalo blue chicken sandwiches, cigarettes, and the famous Wawa coffee. And for your information, no beer is sold at Wawa in PA, NJ, and DE. I've never been to one in VA or MD but who knows. The reason Wawa hasn't gone national is due to the fact that every wawa is located within a day's drive of the dairy, located in southeast PA. They couldn't possibly deliver fresh (Amoroso) rolls and milk and bread to other western and southern states.

Yo man I gotta hit up wawa to tap MAC for free and buy smokes. Hell, mine as well get an italian hoagie and some lemonade iced tea also.

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dawlers

The Canadian pronounciation of 'dollars,' best used when offering someone ten dollars on the boardwalk to sink that dumb ass fucking clown.

Hey man, I'll give you ten daaawlers to try and sink that clown!

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anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.

This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.

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box day

The first warm day after a cold spell. All of the hot boxes will be out in their sluttiest attire, walking around, or sunbathing. Most will be donating free anal blowjobs in celebration of the glorious day.

I was walking down the street and this box set pulled me to the side on Box Day and domed me off like there was no tomorrow. Hooray for good weather!

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negrotic

Of or relating to the African American race.

Bobby got his bike stolen and proclaimed it was 'negrotic.'

Jesse went to jail and it was no surprise because half of his family was already there. They all diagnosed with accute negrotism.

Karl had 5 kids with 4 different baby's mommas making him text book negrotic.

Fred needed rims for his '81 Honda CRX and he knew just where to find them - the Negrotic Outlet on highway 3, past the homeless junction.

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