Lochte'd

After a night of drinking with friends you make up a story and someone leaves your to take the heat as they get out of dodge. Only for the truth to come out later after they've made it to safety. When your false story is brought into light and you have been pulled off your plane, passport taken, and interrogated by foreign officials, but your "friend" is home safe and sound.

What do you mean your friend's at home? Man you got Lochte'd.

frass

The frontal area of a large person's pants that makes it look like they have an ass in the front of their body.

Dang that dude is huge. He definitly has to have a frass.

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muffin

A word that can be substituted to replace any object.

I am about to jump in this muffin really quick and take shower.

Open that muffin and grab me a soda.

Hey, come over here and sit down on this muffin with me.

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