Explodorant

When your deodorant unexpectedy blows up in your arm pit causing your arm to fly off. This is usually the result of a hilarious prank gone horribly wrong.

Tim:why is Ned in the hospital?
Joe:I placed a remotely activated micro bomb in his deodorant stick.

Tim:ah. The old explodorant gag. Funny yet extremely deadly.

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Stinky slipper

(n) when you are wiping with thin toilet paper, usually from the school, and you apply so much pressure to wipe that you slip and get poo all over you balls.

Guy:my gooch is crusty.

Guy1: why?
Guy: I pulled a stinky slipper.

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Couch potato chip

When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.

Heck ya! Attack dogs! This calls for some well deserved couch potato chips.

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