frut

The carpet version of flotsam. Bits and pieces of unidentifiable stuff that randomly turn up on your carpet three seconds after you've hoovered.

Damn there's frut all over this place

or

pick that frut up

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friendshit

Like a frenemy, or a foul-weather friend a friendshit only calls when they have a problem, you won't hear anything from them when their life is good by their own definition.
Generally a friendshit is shit at being a friend

Helen is such a friendshit, she only calls me when she is single and or unemployed

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