Spanish Clam

A delicious entanglement of beautiful women, usually engaged in sexual acts involving bodily fluids.

I opened the restroom door in first class to check in on my girlfriend and found her in a Spanish Clam with three flight attendants and a shihtzu.

Nifkin

The real estate located between one's testicles and anus, generally course and absorbent.

That bike seat really did a number on my nifkin.