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When you pound the hell out of a lot of pussy.
Man Paul is the claminator! He pounded the hell out of Dawn so bad last night she had a hard time walking into work the next day.
When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav
The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.
A bar mounted to the wall so when you take it up the ass by your Co workers you have something to hold on to!
When I get shift turn over from slammy Tammy I have to hold on tight to the slammy bar because she is always plowing me up the ass with issues.
A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.
I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!
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When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.
Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.
When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.
Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!
When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.
Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.