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Mary Hesling

Mary Hesling, pioneer in bringing back higher education to the southwest of Cornwall, England After COVID 19. Skilled with creative innovation and a strong will makes Mary perfect for the job
of leading the class of 2020 Safely back to their prospective university places.

And so

The torch of academia was again lit and entrusted to Mary hesling In hope to uncover a Sound passage For those on their higher education journey, candidly ushering them through the gateway of thought and ideas .

by Clarabella July 9, 2020


Trump

Trump A 243lb warm wobble of flesh standing at 6’ 3”. The Trump organism is a deuterostome capable of releasing vast quantities of noxious gas from both orifices.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.

Her face, contorted due to the foul stench emanating from the Trump that had just been emitted

by Clarabella January 7, 2021


My darling

My darling is so tall he must stoop to kiss me.
My darling is bright eyed and inquisitive.
My darling finds refuge in nature and solitude.
My darling is sensitive and slippery to hold,

To be with it seems impossible, because my darling, you are colossal and only meant for admiration, so my darling, Though my love may be beyond my station, a destination that’s not for me, my darling I’ll love you still, and dream you love me.

My darling, I do love you so much.

by Clarabella December 19, 2020

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Ed rose

Ed rose stands at a colossal 6ft 2 and carries his 180lbs of atomic zest with a lethal combination of chivalry and pride which has the majority of womankind falling at his feet: Doe eyed and doting; paralysed by charm, his victim is then hypnotised by His eyes of Aegean seas whilst his velvet soft voice spins a web of seduction into which the wanton wench is liable to fall.

Above all this, at his core Ed rose is a magician.

His magic is his life force. His one and only electron; It makes for the vibrancy of his being and it protects him from cruel reality. His greatest fear is to loose his cloak of mystery, to hang his hat of tricks, to retire the bunny. Paradoxically, he knows that The act is up. To live the dream he has to Step out of the smoke.

Shazam! And just like that, Ed rose disappeared !

by Clarabella October 18, 2020


Foragarmi

sculpting regular fruits and vegetables into various shapes and forms.

Applauds and cheers of wonder and amazement filled the room, again, as Jesus turned yet another vat of water into wine at the round table. Heads turned to David for his show and tell. He stood, sweat building upon his brow and pulled from his trouser pocket his latest foragarmi of a carrot whittled away to form a guitar on which he played long into the night.

by Clarabella April 30, 2020


The Allens

The Allens, established 27th 2017 and continue to epitomise unwavering love and strict honour. For friends they are a sturdy rock, which peers, like barnacles cling to; they prove constant in compassion and selflessness.
A sensational couple are the Allens; both ascetically and innately, and a credit to all who know them.

“Wow! My eyes! Did you just see that couple? Never have I seen such a beautiful pair! Look made for each other”
“Must be “The Allens”

by Clarabella June 1, 2020


The chubs

Friendly, robust and the elders of the clan, rather rounded, The chubs have been bumbling Merrily around-sometimes rather blindly for the leaders are very shortsighted- for more then three decades now.

Though a tad absent minded and Clumsy, theses introverted extroverts are a jolly good bunch, helpful, creative and generally good sports in the grand scheme of things.

A few years back, the youngest of the chubs found himself a wife and so the chubs grew to be a five with an honorary chub. Now, there’s news of another chub on the way, and so the bloodline continues and the chubs are to reign another generation!

Though the Supermarkets nationwide out of flour, the chubs shrugged it off And carried on with her baking Of the 25th of apple crumble of the week.

by Clarabella December 18, 2020

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