bald willy

Shaved shaft to add inches

"I think Im getting back with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."

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scrotum pole

the pulsating erect state of a collasal penis

Wow! Look at that scrotum pole! As I always say," Save a horse, ride a cowboy." Guess Im havin me one tonight.

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