Bessie

The nasties “girl” you know. She thinks she smells good, but, inbetween you and me, she smells like my papas asshole. (That’s not a good thing, trust me.) Her sexiest friend is named Clara. Clara is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Bessica, on the other hand is DISGUSTING. I threw up just typing about her. Yuck yuck yuck.

Guy 1: “Man that..thing..Bessie is so gross”
Guy 2: “I know! She asked me to suck her toes, so I did, and her toenail is on top of her foot. How weird!”
Clara: “I love Bessie, but she’s horrible.”

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