lunge

A game. Basically, it's like long jump but with a few notable exceptions:

- you're naked
- you have an erection
- there's a brick wall instead of a sand pit

Running full pelt, you simply leap 3-4m before the wall whilst thrusting your pelvis forwards so that your erect penis takes the initial contact. The winner is anyone who can manage to do this more than once

I played lunge last week and won. Now I can't have children. Or walk

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