2.6 Hog Cycle

A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale. It is mostly used in mid ladder decks to be annoying and get wins easily. The deck consists of the cards Musketeer, Log, Fireball, Ice Golem, Skeletons, Cannon, Ice Spirit, and Hog Rider. The deck is used to cycle or “use up” low elixir cards in order to constantly fucking spam Hog Rider for maximum damage.

It is mostly used by gay losers who have no friends and have never touched a woman in their life. They constantly fantasize about 12 inch cocks inside of their assholes, all the while cycling to infinity and fucking spamming hog, ice golem and canon to distract your troops so you can’t get a single hit on the tower, while emote spamming your ass. It is very annoying and extremely unfair to play against. There is a high chance you can extract cancer when playing against these losers. If you use this deck, you probably are very autistic and use Hog Cycle as a mean to get tons of wins to feel better about yourself and how much your parents hate you. Please, take a shower and stop drooling over men in the boys locker room while beating your 2 inch wang to them in the shower.

Cool Guy 1: “Hey, did you know that Aiden spams 2.6 Hog Cycle for every single match?”
Cool Guy 2: “Wow, what a fag. No wonder he has no friends.”