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elixir golem

Elixir golem is a card in clash royale, that is absolute dog shit, it will give the other person elixir when destroyed. If you use it you must hate your life, so to that I say go meet god make a friend.

Fuck our cloned mirror elixir golems fucked us.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


giant skeleton

The giant skeleton is a decent card in clash royale, but when paired with clone and tornado makes you a little bitch. It means that you have zero braincells and just want to be good at something but at the expense of being braindead and in a hospital on life support that the nurses want to unplug.

The giant skeleton is not balanced.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


mother witch

The mother witch is a legendary card in the game clash royale, it is broken, especially paired with pekka. If you use it your balls have yet to drop and never will because you are a little bitch.

God, that dude was such a bitch using mother witch.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hog cycle

Hog cycle is a specific kind of clash royale deck, it is the gayest deck ever and is just stupid, it takes no skill and is broken. If you use it you most likely think that sucking another man's dick is fun because that's all you do, so please if you use it go jump off a bridge.

Go fuck yourself 2.6 hog cycle.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

137πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


electro dragon

Electro dragon is a epic card in the game clash royale, it is a decent card, but when paired with certain cards can be broken, I general it is a fine card.

The electro dragon can be so annoying.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


electrobarbs

Is a deck in clash royale, that makes you the biggest queer ever. It consists of defense, and ebarbs, and egiant if you use it you most likely are a psychopath and should be given the death sentence by getting pricked to death with needles.

Electrobarbs are so annoying.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


lavahound

The lava hound is a legendary card in clash royale. It is very shit alone, but paired with balloon makes it broken. If you use lava hound with balloon you will die a virgin because no one wants to fuck someone who has no ballls

My clan is cursed with only getting lavahounds in clan wars.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž