liberty bell

Whilst having sex with a woman doggy style, one boxes the female's ears forcefully. When she turns to inquire why you would do such a thing, you punch her in the mouth, chipping her tooth. Thusly, her ears are ringing and she has a cracked tooth, ala the Libery Bell

I'd been seeing this girl for about 2 weeks before I gave her a liberty bell, needless to say, she left me, and sent me the bill from her dentist.

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