Hearney

A breed of human that lives in the woods, and films wherever they go. That are non-social creatures with no friends, but lots of animals to keep them company. The few friends they have are good but usually a little gay. They eat dog biscuits and sausage rolls, and worship a god they know as 'classicbou'

Ant: let's go for a walk in the woods
Anna: EW no we might bump into a Hearney!

highet

An old Scottish hag that is very interested in voodoo and ancient history. Highets hand out biscuits to children to lure them into their domain and force them to learn about the Cold War. Highets have white hair and unfashionable shoe style.

Lizzy: EW why are you taking history for your GCSE?
Ant: A highet lured me in